i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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