so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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