dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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