So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I believe in your delicious
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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