Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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