today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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