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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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