Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.