I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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