his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Watching her eat just hurts me
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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