he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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