Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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