Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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