Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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