with your own penis?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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