who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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