just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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