it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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