dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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