Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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