God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i love accidental penises.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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