Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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