I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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