I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize
