I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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