how do flat chested girls get laid?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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