Duck Duck Cougar?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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