did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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