It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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