This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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