Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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