Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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