Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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