I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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