we're blogging at a bar
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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