they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dignity is for republicans.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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