so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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