She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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