Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He shit in the fireplace
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