At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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