it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
