IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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