I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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