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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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