what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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