Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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