two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
