i barfeds in our rink
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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