I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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