This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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