He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm both gender and math confused
Never joke about your clitoris.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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