I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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