I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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