Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize