and you said cock pushups were impossible
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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